A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm just wasting my time ," She said to her mother .
"I can't read , I can't write and they won't let me talk !" .

منبع :  بریده ای از روزنامه ی جام جم

Give a man a fish and he will eat  for a day.                                             Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment , stupid looking clothes , travel 1000 miles to the "hottest" fishing spot , and stand waist deep in cold water so he can outsmart a fish .( Average cost per fish  :$ 395.68 !)

منبع : روزنامه ی جام جم

 Water proof sponge

Water proof teabags

AC adaptor for solar powered calculators

Fire proof matches

Fire proof cigarettes

Battery powered baterry charger

Silent alarm clock

A Pedal powered wheel chair

Braille Drivers Manual

Double sided playing cards

 منبع : روزنامه ی جام جم

Max is walking with his grandma .
On their way , Max sees one dollar onthe ground .
He asks : "Oh , grandma , can I pick it up and buy some candy with it?"
Grandma says : "No ,what ever is on the ground don't even touch it".
So they go on .                                                                                     Five minutes later,Max sees another one dollar . Again he asks if he can pick it up ,  and grandma answers the same thing again :"What ever is on the ground don't even touch it".
After a while , grandma slips and falls on the ground . She asks Max if he can help her up   .
Max answers :"You said I'm not allowed to touch anything thet is on the ground".

منبع : روزنامه ی جام جم ( تاریخ : ؟ )

When you please your boss ,you're  apple polishing

When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative

When you're out of the office , you're wandering around

when your boss is out of the office, he's on business

when you are on a day off sick, you're always sick

when your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill

منبع : روزنامه جام جم 

چند وقت پیش که داشتم به مناسبت سال نو   یه خونه تکونی می کردم بریده  های روزنامه سال های پیش رو دیدم و لا به لای اونها یک سری بریده ی روزنامه ی جام جم مربوط به سال های پیش  پیدا کردم . این بریده ها یک ستون ثابت از روز نامه بود به نام Funglish . دیدم که بد نیست قبل از دور ریختنشون  شما هم یک بار بعضی از اونها رو که جالب هستند بخونید . این هم تا مدتی یه لینک ثابت در وبلاگمون  تبدیل میشه .