A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm just wasting my time ," She said to her mother .
"I can't read , I can't write and they won't let me talk !" .

منبع :  بریده ای از روزنامه ی جام جم

Give a man a fish and he will eat  for a day.                                             Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment , stupid looking clothes , travel 1000 miles to the "hottest" fishing spot , and stand waist deep in cold water so he can outsmart a fish .( Average cost per fish  :$ 395.68 !)

منبع : روزنامه ی جام جم

 Water proof sponge

Water proof teabags

AC adaptor for solar powered calculators

Fire proof matches

Fire proof cigarettes

Battery powered baterry charger

Silent alarm clock

A Pedal powered wheel chair

Braille Drivers Manual

Double sided playing cards

 منبع : روزنامه ی جام جم

سلام

می خوام فقط این نکته رو بگم که تمام مطالبی که در ذیل پیوند funglish  می آید  چه فارسی و چه انگلیسی از همان بریده روزنامه ها است و لا غیر .

Max is walking with his grandma .
On their way , Max sees one dollar onthe ground .
He asks : "Oh , grandma , can I pick it up and buy some candy with it?"
Grandma says : "No ,what ever is on the ground don't even touch it".
So they go on .                                                                                     Five minutes later,Max sees another one dollar . Again he asks if he can pick it up ,  and grandma answers the same thing again :"What ever is on the ground don't even touch it".
After a while , grandma slips and falls on the ground . She asks Max if he can help her up   .
Max answers :"You said I'm not allowed to touch anything thet is on the ground".

منبع : روزنامه ی جام جم ( تاریخ : ؟ )